Avoid–For Now–Orlando.com
By Dave Shute
I don’t usually warn people off of bad stuff—life’s too short, so mostly I just ignore it.
For example, there’s a Disney Word guide book out there from a famous publisher that claims “Since Disney’s Animal Kingdom now opens at 8 a.m. almost every day, you can see the park in half a day.” Neither of these claims is true (except in the trivial sense that if you skip half of the Animal Kingdom, you can see it in half a day). Rather than warn people off, I just didn’t bother to review it.
Today I’m making an exception because the influential Orlando Sentinel published an article about a new website (from hotels.com) called Orlando.com.
I looked at the new website and was appalled.
Just a few issues I found on it:
From its material on Magic Kingdom park hours and the evening fireworks show Wishes:
“Magic Kingdom Park at Walt Disney World is open every day from 09:00 to midnight…The Wishes nighttime spectacular firework display also runs every evening at 22:00.”
The Magic Kingdom’s operating hours aren’t “from 09:00 to midnight,” but in fact vary substantially, especially in later September through mid-December.
It can be open as long as from 8a until 1a, or as briefly as 9a to 7p (even 6p one or two nights a year).
This week, its operating hours are as follows: 8a-12MN 10/10, 9a-11p 10/11, 9a-7p 10/12 and 10/13, 8a-11p 10/14, 9a-7p 10/15 and 10/16, 8a-12MN 10/17, and 9a-7p 10/18. Note that on not a single date this week is it open “from 09:00 to midnight.”
Wishes does not “run every evening at 22:00.” First, it’s not on every night of the year—it’s on just four nights between 10/10 and 10/18—and while commonly shown at 10p, is also shown some nights at 8p or 9p, and even more rarely 7p.
From its material on attractions at the Magic Kingdom:
“Check out the best attractions at each of these zones below:”
“Adventureland – inspired by the tropical jungles of Africa, Asia and South America, this is the place to delve into the deep, dark world of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, float down the river in the ‘Jungle Cruise’ simulator, or go wild in the long-standing ‘Enchanted Tiki Room’.”
“Fantasyland – this recently-expanded part of Magic Kingdom is inspired by the medieval fayres and carnival featured in Walt Disney’s movies. Top rides and attractions here including the more child-friendly ‘It’s a Small World, ‘Peter Pan’s Flight’, ‘Seven Dwarfs Mine Train’ and ‘Tangled’.”
Not sure that the Jungle Cruise is a simulator; not many would highlight the Tiki Room as either a “best attraction” or a place to “go wild”; and in Fantasyland, “Tangled” is a bathroom, not an attraction.
From its ticket price material on the Magic Kingdom (typos and grammar problems from the original):
“Do not that tickets are sold separately for Disney’s Magic Kingdom, with day-passes starting at around $100. You can then upgrade your ticket to the ‘Park Hopper Option’ which grants access to all four parks at an additional cost $64 per day.”
The park hopper upgrade is not priced “per day” but rather has a single one-time cost that varies by ticket length. A park hopper costs in total (after tax) about $68 for all ticket lengths longer than three days. It’s $53 if added to a one day MK ticket, $62 if added to another one day ticket, and $53 for two and three day tickets.
From its material on When to Go—oddly buried under “Weather”
“Peak Seasons:”
“There are two times every year when Orlando is really busy with tourists …[that] coincide with the school holidays – spring break in March and April and the summer vacation from June to September.”
“Low Seasons:”
“…[T]he tourist numbers (and, as a result, hotel prices) are at their lowest…during the winter months from November to March.”
In fact, the “winter” weeks that include Christmas and New Year’s Eve are the busiest and highest-priced periods of the year, and March other than the first week is both very crowded and expensive.
The site also has a number of “Top Ten Lists” which seem to be simply crowd-sourced with some questionable editorial matter then added.
For example, in its “Ten Best Restaurants” entry, it (not unreasonably) puts Victoria and Albert’s at #3, but begins its commentary with this odd text:
“Fine dining and Disney haven’t always gone hand-in-hand; the first restaurant you might associate with Mickey Mouse and co probably has a giant yellow ‘M’ towering above it or a certain Colonel Sanders plastered on a billboard outside. Victoria & Albert’s, however, flips this now out-of-date stereotype on its head, offering the polar opposite of the old-school Disney fast food joint.”
And then, most tellingly, comes Orlando.com’s proposition for the Number 4 Best Restaurant in Orlando: The Cheesecake Factory!
Enough said.
This website may be of some use, someday. But for sure it is not now. Ummm…get my book instead.
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3 comments
Have to agree with Dave on this one. Anyone can say they know Disney. But Dave actually does. His book is an informative, quality addition to any Disney vacation. (Don’t forget when you book a qualifying Disney Vacation with Destinations in Florida, I’ll send you the book FREE – KellyB@destinationsinflorida.com)
Ummm…There are no words…WOW!
Not nearly as “in the know” as you are but I know that not much there is helpful or factual…
Cheesecake Factory… sure it’s tasty and reliable, but you’re in Disney World, try something new.
That’s like all the people I see eating at Olive Garden in Times Square!
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