Steve at MilitaryDisneyTips.com, in a post dated April 1, has some important Shades of Green news here.
On a related topic, I’ve heard rumors that a new Transportation Manager has been named at Shades of Green–a former light infantryman.
Reportedly he plans to cancel the Shades of Green bus service to the parks and replace it with forced marches with 90 pound packs.
The exception will be for transport to the Animal Kingdom, which will be via a low crawl.
On the positive side, frequency of departures will go up, and buses will no longer drop people off in the middle of steaming parking lots.
On the negative side, the low crawl to the Animal Kingdom is said to route through the tiger enclosure in the Maharajah Jungle Trek.
Dunno if any of this is true or not–but I do know that no lies were harmed in the creation of this post.
For more foolery, see this.
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